Archive for July 17th, 2008

Ever see the movie Team America ?  They have this part where it’s explained that everyone and everything needs a montage (yknow that music and sequence of scenes that in rocky makes you feel like going and running a marathon to the top of a huge stairway…even though it would kill you to try and run 5 miles)

It occurs to me that there is soooo much porn out there and most of it doesnt have the quality of FuckHerRight.com as a matter of fact most porn sites are a waste of time.  I think that all the good sites should define themselves with an opening montage when you get to the site (bandwidth be damned)…imagine fuckherright with “you aint seen nothin yet” or some other rocking tune when you enter…

As you grow up you always hear people tell you to be flexible and you will go further…sometimes they mean physically, and sometimes they mean inner flexibility.

PinkandPerfect.com models obviously heeded this wisdom cos they stretch like taffy and dont have any rigid guidelines they impose on themselves as to what they will and won’t do.

People hear the term ‘Fuckmaster’ and they think John Holmes, Peter North, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele and even Ron Jeremy.  FuckHerRight.com is also known for their fuckmaster actors…

But this Friday worldwide we get to see Mr Perfection himself…the guy who won’t settle for just fucking her right and will fuck her senseless and batty…The Batman.

Why are PinkandPerfect.com models like South American coffee??

Well just like Juan Valdez and his beans, they are carefully picked through so we get to sample only the best of the best.

There are certain times when pure glee is evident on everyone’s face…Christmas morning for lucky children, Baptisms for fanatical Christians and 420 day for Potheads…etc.

For hot experienced milfs like this, pure glee is something best and most vividly expressed when they are being fucked right like this at FuckHerRight.com.

With all the black and all the silver, and not a hint of pink, it’s almost impossible to tell that this picture is from PinkandPerfect.com

Oh…what’s that ?  A perfectly trimmed landing strip and a perfect little Rolling Stones tattoo…and a glimpse of a pink treasure to be opened…well I guess things are pink and perfect everywhere if you know what to look for.

Lots of folks say that there are lots and lots of ways to fuck a chick right and FuckHerRight.com shows us almost every way we can think of that’s in good taste…

But if you ever want to read about some of the craziest ways to fuck a chick right, (that are still in good taste but not here at FuckHerRight) check out the character Serge Storms in books by Tim Dorsey and discover what Vice Presidential History Sex can be like.

So how many of you remember The Lost Boys starring those two Coreys and some latino chick that altered the blood flow in my teen body when it first came out ?

I have no idea what that chicks name was only that she invaded my dreams in a very nice way for months after watching it and going thru PinkandPerfect.com I found this chick who looked to much like her I had to have a retro-jackoff

Jeff is a cute guy and was always polite and very helpful with fixing things around the house, since I don’t have anyone else to help with maintenance. Most of the time when I needed something done he would come mostly on weekends since he works during ..more.

My first experience happened when I was 15 and it was with a white boy (also 15). First, a little background: I grew up in the deep south in the late 60′s and early 70′s. Racial tensions were high and white and black teens did not date nor associate with ..more.

A few weekends ago, my step-brother came home from college and he’s staying with us for the summer months. The morning after his first day home, my mom came in and woke me up saying that they were going out to breakfast. I declined because I said I ..more.

I have written before and I will write again as I don’t see many contributions from older women and I think there should be more contributions. I became sexually aware at an early age. I had an older cousin that taught me to finger myself and he would ..more.

I will openly admit that I feel extremely awkward typing this, but after a couple weeks of keeping this bottled up inside of me, I just had to share it with someone. I’m not a whiz when it comes to the computer or the internet, but this site came up in ..more.

I have a very interesting story to tell about male masturbation, especially one guy in particular. Due to professional etiquette and procedures, this guys name cannot be revealed. His name here will be referred to as John Doe.

I am a nurse at a sperm ..more.

I am 21 years old and a single mother of a baby girl, almost three years old. This story happened two years ago when I was 19 and staying with my parents at my uncles place on holidays. We used to visit our uncle and auntie about once a year as we lived ..more.

I am a mature married mum now in the UK but this memory is from my younger days when I was 15 and Barry, my then boyfriend was 16. We had already masturbated together, getting great pleasure from watching each other and seeing how the other one did it, ..more.

When I was going through puberty, thirteen I guess, I was crazy with curiosity. My girfriends would talk about sex and I was all ears as I knew absolutely nothing.

My curiosity of course was about the boy side of things, erections, sperm and most of all ..more.

When my brother and I were little, we always bathed together while our mother washed us and cleaned us. We bathed together for quite a long time, longer than most siblings might have; therefore, we are quite comfortable with our bodies. I’ve seen him ..more.

This happened about ten years ago, when I was in my first year of university. I was moving away from home for the first time and going to a big school across the country, where I knew no one.

When I first was heading off to school, people used to ask me ..more.

My name is kathy and I have a sexual relationship with my daughter kim (not her real name). It started when she was eighteen years old it was around the time I was getting divorced. We have always had a close relationship when she was growing up we ..more.