Archive for August, 2008

Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter).  Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

It was 4:30 pm on a warm spring afternoon, I was on my way home from work. I drive the back roads to avoid traffic and lights for a more peaceful relaxing drive to air out the busy work day before I retreat home to my family for the evening.

I was ..more.

I have to share this story with all of you. I am a 22 year old female, who has been masturbating for as long as i can remember. As a child, I would masturbate when my mom took me to the grocery store and put me in the shopping cart. I would hump and ..more.

The house next to mine just sold, and the new owners are evidently remodeling a room or two before they move in. Two days ago, before my alarm went off, I woke to the whiny buzz of a power saw. I was pissed off and looked out the bedroom window to see ..more.

When I feel I really need a good wank ,like now, and have the time for it, what I do is this. I open up SoloTouch and browse through the archives until I am rock hard and start caressing myself slowly. At the same time, I am downloading some good ..more.

Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

I am a single woman. I have no issues with masturbating in fact I actually prefer it. I do it as often as I can at least once a day. I do sometimes find that I get really horny and would like someone to watch me masturbating.

What I did one night when ..more.

I love to masturbate and give myself countless wet orgasms; so much in fact that lately I’ve been having them in my sleep.

I remember dreaming about a nude woman with full, big breasts and a pussy already soaking wet. Then someone approached her, ..more.

I have been wearing womens’ clothing for a long time. It began when I was quite young and intensified when I learned how to give myself an orgasm.

I think that having my first orgasm when I was fully dressed in pretty feminine clothing has shaped a ..more.

It was the summer after my senior year in high school. Since we were all going off to college in a few months, my close group of friends tried to spend as much time together as possible.

Our "homebase" was our friend *Amber’s house… ..more.

Ok, I know everyone says these are true stories, but I promise you this is 100% true. One of my perverted excursions.

Anyway, my sister is four years older than me and has a super banging body. She was a track star in high school and college and has ..more.

THIS IS inspired by Tara, a lovely young woman who recently wrote about working herself into a surreal frenzy licking up her pussy juice as she built toward orgasm.

I could relate deeply to this story, as she is doing the female version of my own ..more.

I am an avid reader of this wonderful website, and wanted to share one of my masturbation stories. I have many things I fantasize about when I masturbate, which is once a day. I read solo touch while I masturbate, look at various porno mags, watch porno ..more.

School was over and my best friend and I stayed to help our favorite teacher out. They both went to get some things, and were taking a very long time. I had already finished what the teacher asked me to do, and I was getting really bored. My mind started ..more.

FuckHerRight.com the place where the models may be sweet and innocent looking right along with the sluttiness that made them the stars they are…but  that doesn’t stop them from being able to teach an old horndog new tricks

Regardless of age difference these sweet honeys grab their guys and guide them in the art of giving orgasmic ecstacy and fucking her right.

Cmon guys let’s be honest…when we say we care about what’s in a woman’s head we mean we want to skull-fuck them…and when we say we care about their minds it means we hope they can get kinky

That’s why it’s refreshing and rewarding to see young sluts like this at PinkandPerfect.com using their whole brain cell on the important thing…intense orgasms.

For many of the grads from the last couple years September is a time of displacement….they feel like they should be somewhere but have nowhere to be anymore.

FuckHerRight.com has the perfect solution for them and a way to get the green to make the college scene as long as they have the sex skills to make the cut